F*ck Galen Keychain

As Canadian supermarket conglomerates continue to buy up independent grocers and squeeze Canadian consumers, citizens are increasingly turning their anger towards the people who deserve it. And none of the grocery bigwigs have made themselves as big or as obvious a target for Canadians' anger as multi-billionaire heir to the Weston family fortune, Galen Weston.

Now you can show your disgust for this uber-rich jerk every time you reach into your pocket or open your purse with this F!ck Galen keychain. Designed as a satire of the No Frills brand, this keychain states Canadians' ire for this shameless billionaire asshole loud and clear.

Made from durable acrylic, the message is engraved right into the acrylic, so it won't fade or wear off like paint.

Made in Canada from Canadian materials. Shipping included to Canadian addresses at no additional charge!